Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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barack-obottm:

what episode of lazy town was this?

barack-obottm:

what episode of lazy town was this?

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roavaswardrobe:

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

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taco-bell-rey:

the question of our generation

taco-bell-rey:

the question of our generation

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unlucky-artist:

Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history 

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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

— Socrates (via observando)

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